*talkin 2 this thirsty ass guy like ya I’ll talk to u about just about anything* *and he’s like “anything?”* * no u son of a shit lol stop being gross*

rotizayn:

do u ever just meet someone and KNOW they have a tumblr with a long ass superwholock url & their blog title is something like “welcome to my twisted mind”

Job interview
Interviewer: What are three words that describe you?
Me: Boss Ass Bitch

im too fucking scared to talk to friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok but people who are super affectionate all the time need to chill like yeah I’m like that too but not all the time ok !! i just feel super OUGH ~_~ about stuff but its stupid

how do I live

crushes are nasty

this one person I used to go to for love advice had a crush on some other friend of mine and I helped them and stuff but after they got together I had no one else to help with my problems so I was kinda left there while they were havin a good time and I was like BRUH! but I helped n stuff please…idk maybe its selfish of me but thats kinda fucked up 2